Rain Rain Go Away

I figured out why people come in all different shapes and sizes. It's so as we walk down the street in the rain, our umbrellas don't all hit into one another because we are all the same height. Makes sense right? God was so smart to have had that foresight. . . . . . . . . And can we please leave the golf umbrellas in our golf bags, its 6th ave not the 18th fairway. Don't get God angry by screwing up his whole street/umbrella master plan.