I Knew It. I Knew It.

I knew there was a reason I was getting so much attention lately. People like me better now that I have a beard! That's what I have been missing all these years. All those dateless years in High school, all I needed was to hit puberty and I would have been prom king! . . . . . . or at least had a date for prom. I must admit however, it's love or hate. I either have girls coming up to me asking if I'm in a band or wanting to stroke my beard, others tend to cross the street and clutch their purse, there is no middle ground. If you would like a t-shirt featuring the above image go here.