Thursday, December 18, 2008
By now you've probably heard that Burger King has come out with a new body spray that smells like cooked meat. Now there are many issues one might have with this product. Like, "How do they get it to smell like cooked meat? Are their any bits of meat in the spray?" (ala Brian Fantana from Anchorman "It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.") My issue however, is with the marketing. See it's marketed for men to use. Shouldn't it be marketed to women? Unless I'm mistaken, men like the smell of cooked meat and women like. . . . . . well, let's be safe and say other things besides the smell of cooked meat. I say, if women spayed this on themselves then they would attract more guys. . . . . come to think of it, generally women aren't really having trouble attracting guys, at least in NYC, so I guess my whole argument is de-bunked, or bunk. . . . . . . incorrect. So nevermind. But, if you want to see the cool, somewhat creepy advertising of said meat spray, go here, and keep clicking on the spray nozzle for new "meaty" environments.