Honestly, I'm Not An Idiot.

But it did just dawn on me that the word teaspoon actually refers to a spoon for tea. I guess I thought is was like t-shirt, (but that refers to the shape of the shirt). Wow, that's 2 things I just realized! The other option I thought it could be was that it was short for teeny spoon, but I would never admit that in public, too embarrassing. . . . . . . Also, the "funny" greeting card section at the bookstore contains no "actual" funny greeting cards, trust me, I've looked.